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via deanandsamandcas (originally pleatedjeans)
via deanandsamandcas (originally yougetshotgun)
via ohimtherebabe (originally punkfrank)
what the fuck did i just stumble across
via deanandsamandcas (originally sheepishwoes)
via deanandsamandcas (originally imsodonewithjustinbieber)
via sexwiththeex (originally vvars)
Holy shit
The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.
I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool
It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit
You actually can’t wear leotards when pole dancing because you need the friction of your skin on your stomach against the pole to execute some of the moves. But I agree. Olympics.
Dude, the muscles
lmfao idk why but the girl in the background is funny to me because she’s like “omgomgomgomgomgomgyou’redoingitomgomgomgomg”
via lewinland (originally foreveralone-lyguy)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
via lewinland (originally teenytigress)
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
via deanandsamandcas (originally cnnbreakingofficial)
via lewinland (originally tennantsbluebox)
i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
via deanandsamandcas (originally fiftyshadesofmacygray)
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
via deanandsamandcas (originally glinted)
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- me: um yeah
- mom: does he exist
- me: obviously
- mom: does he know you exist
- me: not yet
via xxmondaymorningxx (originally moretz)
