thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

via  cumfort  (originally  thechurchofbobsaget)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:18am 521,187 notes

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

via  100sleeplesssheepcatsandsquidgys  (originally  fantasia)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:17am 249,696 notes

gjume:

my brother lost his virginity then came to room and freestyled about it for 5 minutes

via  interlube  (originally  gjume)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:17am 1,571 notes
via  hydramedusa  (originally  flxwerpuffgirls)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:16am 65,949 notes
prettyparamore:

Bring Me The Horizon- Shadow Moses 

prettyparamore:

Bring Me The Horizon- Shadow Moses 

via  you-were--my-collection  (originally  prettyparamore)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:15am 15,446 notes
via  you-were--my-collection  (originally  deathsp3lls)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:14am 25,602 notes

castielsconvictions:

killedmycatatemytailor:

19-chevyimpala-67-fallen-angel:

Have you heard of pompei77

Because

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Her art

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is friggin’ amazing

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I mean

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just look…

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look at the details

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Hot damn!

THE FIRST ONE IS A DRAWING??? FOR LIKE YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHOTO?!?!?!?

The last three are making me question everything in existence

12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:13am 72,367 notes
  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
via  cumfort  (originally  b8ke-deactivated20120622)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:11am 280,480 notes

chilled:

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

 

via  cumfort  (originally  tragicalien)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:11am 380,385 notes
via  allkillernofiller  (originally  the-yiffmeister)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:10am 172,297 notes
via  allkillernofiller  (originally  coolstoryfuckface)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:09am 17,437 notes
smells-like-emo:

phantasmicphasm:

I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS

he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door

smells-like-emo:

phantasmicphasm:

I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS

he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door

via  allkillernofiller  (originally  phantasmicphasm)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:09am 13,044 notes

sherkhanlock:

death-limes:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

FRENCH KISS

i lost it at french kiss

via  ijsw  (originally  buzzfeed)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:07am 455,694 notes
via  cumfort  (originally  ruinedchildhood)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:06am 905,169 notes

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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via  ijsw  (originally  imyourdestinymotherfucker)
12 hours ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 5:06am 66,547 notes