via  dailymcfly  (originally  lauuwmcfly)
4 seconds ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:36pm 89 notes
gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

image

never give up on your dreams

via  whoknowsmehalfaswellasme  (originally  gwyndor)
49 seconds ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:35pm 11,525 notes

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

image

and then later he looks like this

image

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

via  ijsw  (originally  awgskarth)
1 minute ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:34pm 415,326 notes
Being a girl is so fucking expensive.
via  blazwura  (originally  renoirs)
3 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:33pm 38,947 notes

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

via  cumfort  (originally  belllaavitaaa)
3 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:32pm 434,311 notes

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

via  cumfort  (originally  reallylameblog)
4 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:31pm 38,922 notes
via  poseidonspoison  (originally  mccrakens)
5 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:31pm 10,987 notes
via  cumfort  (originally  achievementt-teeth)
8 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:27pm 19,411 notes

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

via  cumfort  (originally  zipitupandzipitout)
9 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:27pm 26,395 notes
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

via  lcttie  (originally  gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac)
9 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:26pm 336,147 notes
allmybadintentions:

a picture of mark hoppus hugging a beluga whale for when you’re feeling sad

allmybadintentions:

a picture of mark hoppus hugging a beluga whale for when you’re feeling sad

via  lcttie  (originally  allmybadintentions)
11 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:25pm 48,285 notes
via  cumfort  (originally  foie)
11 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:24pm 100,480 notes

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

via  bobbryar  (originally  dukesilvertrio-deactivated20130)
11 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:24pm 200,102 notes
  • Baby: m-m
  • Mom: mama?
  • Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
via  cumfort  (originally  meatbicyclevevo)
12 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:23pm 107,299 notes

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

via  cumfort  (originally  telapathetic)
12 minutes ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 5:23pm 232,180 notes