I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive
my brother lost his virginity then came to room and freestyled about it for 5 minutes
Have you heard of pompei77?
is friggin’ amazing
look at the details
THE FIRST ONE IS A DRAWING??? FOR LIKE YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHOTO?!?!?!?
The last three are making me question everything in existence
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS
he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door
These people are doin’ Halloween right.
i lost it at french kiss
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT: