i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive
never give up on your dreams
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
a picture of mark hoppus hugging a beluga whale for when you’re feeling sad
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
- Baby: m-m
- Mom: mama?
- Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell